You have to be kidding?
No. You. Who.
Okay, enough of that- I finally get to tour One Man Lord of the Rings down under. I’ve had three tours of One Man Star Wars around Oz, and every time I’ve flown away I wonder: “will I ever see Australia again?”
The answer is yes.
And let me just say that if you’ve never been, GO!
Now! Book your ticket!
Yes, there are dozens of animal species that can kill you just by thinking about it, like:
and finally the vicious:
Still, most wild/domestic animals won’t attack/maim/eat you, unless they’re hungry, threatened, alone, or with others.
So there’s nothing to be afraid of.
Plus, if you find yourself in anyway uncomfortable it’s best to carry
Life, in Australia, is a lot like anywhere else in Canada.
The major exception being Skydiving, which is slightly more hazardous there, than in Canada.
Enough of the animals- I’m talking about the tour.
Once again, the mild mannered master, Tim Woods
is Producer of this our 4th tour together. You may have heard of his company Tim Woods’ Productions.
We’re all over the place: Hobart (TAZMANIA!), Adelaide, Perth, Canberra, Sydney (AT THE SYDNEY OPERA HOUSE!!!), Melbourne and Brisbane. Even in my most intoxicated moments, I never thought I’d get the chance to perform at the Sydney Opera House.
I can’t wait. Even though I have to.
I will keep you up to date. And I’ll see you down there.