The Sun Rises

By March 12, 2010One Man

Had some interesting times in the latter part of last week.

I had left you on my way to Basingstoke. Some people mistakenly pronounce the name as: Bah-sin-stow-kee.

I’m just going to go out on a limb and say it: what?

We performed at the Haymarket Theatre, which is a fantastic space to work in, and the theatre staff are great.

One of the technician dudes was from Milwaukee, Wisconsin, which made me think of beer. If you can’t get drunk in Wisconsin you aren’t trying hard enough. Beer is cheaper than bottled water in Wisconsin. And it’s so good.

You could almost call Wisconsin: the Shire State.

But nobody would know what you were talking about.

So don’t bother.

Basingstoke is a pretty town, and it yielded up a thrilling (for me) sunset:

Made me think of a town called Wells.

Made me think of a town called Wells.

From there it was on to Sudbury

See?

See?

The home of cute little theatres

Quay Theatre

Quay Theatre

and humongous swans

This taken from a helicopter. The swan's rampage was monstrous. You can see them devouring cattle in a field.

This was taken from a helicopter. The swan's rampage was savage. Here you can see them devouring cattle in a field.

It was a bright, bright day, in Sudbury, which made it seem all the more lovely. Even though if it had been raining I’d have still felt the same. Just look at it:

No joke, it was this bright. Even at night.

No joke, it was this bright. Even at night.

We stayed that night at Pub called the Bay Horse Inn, which had rooms for rent.

Now, my show was fun, but the real evening’s entertainment came from a wicked blues-esque band called the Smoking Hogs.

These guys just didn't stop. It was like trying to photograph a terrier on speed.

These guys just didn't stop. It was like trying to photograph Terriers on speed.

The audience in the pub went wild:

They actually did go wild.

They actually did go wild.

They were the best entertainment to be found in Sudbury, that Saturday evening.

Early the next day we embarked on a mammoth trip that involved six trains, two Tube subway lines, and bus to get to Winchester. “Good things come to those who wait”, or in this case: change train platforms a trillion times.

I have one of these in my backyard at home. yeah....

I have one of these in my backyard at home. yeah....

It’s was my second time back to the Winchester and the perfectly proportioned Theatre Royal.

Theatre Royal

Theatre Royal

Our B&B was very posh, covered with art and furniture fit for the home of an aristocrat. I was almost afraid to breathe too hard when I entered the place, but the Hostess (who was as charming a person as I ever met) made me feel completely at ease. I asked her if I could take a wee picture of one of the adorable drawings on my bedroom walls. (I sound like a twerp, I know) Look at her:

Aw! Do you think she really looked like this?

Aw! Do you think she really looked like this?

Much to my joy and happiness we were booked to stay in Winchester for a day off.

Instead of sitting on our arses- as we usually do- Christine and I willingly got onto a train (on our day off) and made our way to Salisbury. From the Salisbury train station we boarded a bus- all of this was made much easier as we had no luggage to carry- and went to go check out a stack of rocks.

There are moments of clarity in life when you realize that something neat is going to happen: like the first time I went up the Empire State Building, or when I performed at a giant Star Wars convention. You prepare for it, not knowing exactly how you’ll react to it- this could be the first of many times to come or perhaps this will be it.

If you've not visited it before, go do it. Stonehenge is truly a simple wonder. Not bad for some rocks.

If you've not visited it before, go do it. Stonehenge is truly a simple wonder. Not bad for some rocks.

I’d been told you can’t get close to the stones, but I thought it wasn’t bad.

It was hard to get a photo where the stones weren't blinking.

It was hard to get a photo where the stones weren't blinking.

If I was a bird around there I could nest in Stonehenge:

Can you see the bit of bird's tail sticking out?

Can you see the bit of bird's tail sticking out?

There were a bunch of sheep too (aside from the tourists):

Baaahd Birdie

Baaahd Birdie! See him? Or her?

Someone should seriously consider opening a little pub up there. Maybe an underground pub, so that the view isn’t compromised. Besides, alcohol and tourists go together sooo well.

Maybe not.

Anyway, after seeing that ancient wonder of the world, I felt a overwhelming sense of connection to everyone:

Don't ever leave me. I really have to pee. You wanna come in with me?

"Don't ever leave me. I really have to pee. You wanna come?"

I almost didn’t want to get back onto the bus. Most people didn’t:

This is the most terrifying PSA I've ever seen.

This is the most terrifying PSA I've ever seen.

On my way back to Winchester from Salisbury, with visions of Stonehenge still swimming in my head, I noticed that a rescue helicopter passing overhead looked a lot like a little water bug:

Doesn't it look insect like?

Doesn't it?

And as I stepped off the train back in Winchester, I found myself searching for the right words to express what I felt. What could I say that would make people understand?

Suddenly, I looked over and realized that a sign in Welsh must be experiencing a similar kind of angst, but directed towards me:

Oh, okay...I..uh...okay...

Oh, okay...I..uh...o...k...

I have no idea exactly what it was trying to tell me. I know it was important. It might have been something that could have changed my life- even saved it someday.

What can I say?

Go see Stonehenge.

It’s cool.

So are helicopters.

🙂

Join the discussion 6 Comments

  • Helen says:

    I’m looking forward to seeing what you find to photograph in Halifax. It has the biggest building society in Europe! (or it was at one point) How could you resist such a place? =)

  • Sam says:

    Fantastic show tonight my friend, sorry the sound technicians in Halifax sucked, shame with a mixer like that.

    • admin says:

      It was just my microphone. I’d never blame the technicians. The show was really fun, I thought. The audience was great! Thanks for that, Sam. God, feels like I’m Frodo talking to Samwise- if he had a blog, that is.

  • Rosanne says:

    Dear Mr. Ross,

    I can’t believe it’s taken me this long to learn about your new show! I’m a Tolkien geek married to a Star Wars geek, and we went to see your marvellous One-Man Star Wars show in Toronto a few years ago. Now we’ve just *got* to see your One-Man LOTR to keep things balanced!! 😉

    Will you, by any chance, be passing through Toronto at some point after you finish the UK tour?

    Thanks for your time. This is a really neat blog, too, by the way – your photo captions are particularly succinct and hilarious!!
    Cheers,
    Rosanne in Toronto

  • Phil in Aberdeen says:

    I brought along two of the people who, from your survey, were amongst the few that had neither read the books nor seen the films – they had actually just come to see you perform – and appeared to enjoy it as much as the tolkien nerd(s) sitting either side – perhaps therefore your biggest fans.

  • Naomi says:

    Dear Mr. Ross,

    I can’t believe it’s taken me this long to learn about your new show! I’m a Tolkien geek married to a Star Wars geek, and we went to see your marvellous One-Man Star Wars show in Toronto a few years ago. Now we’ve just *got* to see your One-Man LOTR to keep things balanced!! 😉

    Will you, by any chance, be passing through Toronto at some point after you finish the UK tour?

    Thanks for your time. This is a really neat blog, too, by the way – your photo captions are particularly succinct and hilarious!!
    Cheers,
    Rosanne in Toronto