Diss is what I'm talking about

By February 22, 2010One Man

I woke up very early in Reading, because it struck me that I was staying at the Reading Rainbow Hotel.

The Hotel Logo

The Hotel Logo

Reading Rainbow is an American children’s show on PBS, it’s about- funny enough- reading. Reading, the town, is actually pronounced like the past tense of “read”- I just found it funny at 4am.

Then I remembered that Reading Rainbow had recently been cancelled.

Then I found myself feeling bad for show’s host: Levar Burton. He was in Roots. He also played Geordi La Forge on Star Trek: The Next Generation.

Then I started to think about the Geordie accent from Newcastle.

It was over after that- I couldn’t get back to sleep.

We left

Reading Signfor

Norwich Sign

at a decent hour. The day was pretty nice too.

The train trip was as enthralling as ever. I looked out the window

Shaving is too hard to do everyday.

Shaving is too hard to do everyday.

at the exciting scenery

A Tree

A Tree

and recorded my every single thought about it.

The tree we just passed was nice...

The tree we just passed was nice...

On the way to Norwich, I couldn’t help taking a photo of this town’s station sign:

Some jokes just write themselves.

Some jokes just write themselves.

Oh, I should mention how great the show had been the night previously in Reading. I’d performed once before at the gorgeous Reading Concert Hall:

At least there's nothing to upstage during the show. Oh, wait- who put this  three storey organ on the stage?

"At least there's nothing to upstage me during the show. Hey, wait- who put this three storey organ on the stage?" Notice my water bottle? Product Placement.

(Insert a caption here. Something humorous or juvenile.)

(Insert a hilarious caption here. Or something juvenile.)

Okay, back to the train journey.

We arrived in Norwich and quickly became reacquainted with how beautiful the city is. It’s the kind of place where you could spend the entire time just taking photos. It’s grandiose one moment and quaint or homey looking the next.

Luckily for me, Norwich would serve as my “home” for the next four days.

Off we went to the theatre.

The Norwich Playhouse is situated right on the river:

It's practically steeping in the river.

It's practically steeping in it.

The view from my dressing room made me nervous that the swans could to watch me changing.

The average dressing room view is of a brick wall or car park, hence the reason I'm including this somewhat boring tidbit.

The average dressing room view is of a brick wall or car park, hence the reason I'm including this somewhat dull tidbit of info.

We performed on the Friday and Saturday. The shows were fantastic. (Aside from a microphone malfunction. Argh!)

Norwich is the place to be as far as I’m concerned. Any place where strangers invite you to sit at their table (after they’ve seen the show) in the pub, is worthy of praise.

Aren't they awesome?!

Aren't they awesome?!

People in Norwich spontaneously break into to song along with fully choreographed dance numbers.

In the foyer.

I screwed up the dance. Heel-Toe-Kick-Turn-Toe-Turn-Heel-Kick-Pivot-Kick-Toe-Pivot-Kick! (Duh! I'm such an idiot!)

The staff at the Playhouse were awesome too. They’ve gave us some red wine after the show and let us sit up in the control booth with them.

At some theatres the staff line up like sprinters on the starting line and come the end of the show, they’re breaking world records to get out of there.

I’d like to thank the Norwich Playhouse staff for being so wicked.

Booth Folks

Hmm..yes- quite right. Tristan Fox (actually from Australia and Fiji), a man with a cool name.

Tristan Fox (actually from Australia and Fiji): a man with a cool name.

I don’t have photos of everyone, but they know who they are. Thank you, again.

It became frighteningly clear that I’m not the only one who REALLY loves the Norwich Playhouse:

I couldn't get all the kiss marks into a single photo. This crud covered wall backstage must be Norwich's Blarney Stone. Ew.

I couldn't get all the kiss marks into a single photo. This crud covered wall backstage must be Norwich's version of the Blarney Stone. Ew.

There were two schedules days off in Norwich. I’m a bit sheepish to admit that in order to clean up some issues I’ve been having with the show, I spent the first day off watching the entire LOTR extended trilogy.

It shouldn’t be a huge surprise considering what I do for a living.

Did I mention that weather was incredibly awful?

Break out the budgie smugglers and let's get to the beach!

Break out the budgie smugglers and let's get to the beach!

The films are just as good as I remember.

Yes, I’m a nerd.

This morning (February 22nd) I began with a radio interview at none other than:

BBC Norwich

It  was a remote interview with BBC Radio Devon, which meant that I worked out of a studio the size of a broom closet.

Sexy.

Sexy studio.

It’s snowing again today. Everyone is trying to pretend that Winter is over. Some more than others:

Happy Holidays!

Happy Holidays!

I popped  around Norwich’s extensive shopping district afterwards. There’s an outdoor covered market.

It's hard for me to show you the scale of it. Lot's of crap for sale.

It's hard for me to show the actual scale of it. Believe me, there's a ton of crap for sale. Along with good stuff too.

I found a cheese shop in the market which made me want to do that Monty Python sketch (What was it called? The Dead Parrot? I can’t remember.). Unfortunately, the cheese merchant had every kind of fromage a person could desire.

Finest in the district.

Finest in the district.

I think I’ll spend the rest of my day-off at either at the Cathedral, the Castle, or the Colman’s Mustard Museum.

I will miss Norwich when we go.

Onwards and upwards.

Tomorrow we’re off for Epsom.

🙂

Join the discussion 5 Comments

  • Leilani says:

    I was in your audience tonight in Epsom – thank you for a great evening, superb show and yes…the best people were there. One Man The Hobbit next I hope 🙂

    Thanks again

    Lei – Once Upon A Hobbit

    http://once-upon-a-hobbit.blogspot.com/2010/02/one-man-lord-of-rings-man-and-his.html

  • Lisa says:

    It’s certainly uncontaminated by cheese…

  • Tara says:

    I am distressed to hear that Reading Rainbow was cancelled. I had no idea.
    My favourite episode was “Gregory the Terrible Eater”. Gregory was a goat who didn’t like the tin cans and rubber tires his parents ate, but strangely enough wanted good food such as apples, oranges and spaghetti. I remember it vividly. I have no idea why. Perhaps it changed my life in a way I have yet to recognize.

    And so, it came to pass that Sir Charlie did depart from Norwich (with a healthy selection of cheeses)

  • Bruce says:

    I am distressed to hear that Reading Rainbow was cancelled. I had no idea.
    My favourite episode was “Gregory the Terrible Eater”. Gregory was a goat who didn’t like the tin cans and rubber tires his parents ate, but strangely enough wanted good food such as apples, oranges and spaghetti. I remember it vividly. I have no idea why. Perhaps it changed my life in a way I have yet to recognize.

    And so, it came to pass that Sir Charlie did depart from Norwich (with a healthy selection of cheeses)